Worms in the pool and eels on the wall,

I've hardly had a swim at all.

Praise the exhausted creepy-crawl with

Worms in the pool and eels on the wall.

Eels on the wall and worms in the pool.

Kelly has gone back to her school.

Never has summer been so cool with

Eels on the wall and worms in the pool.

Pool full of worms and wall full of eels.

Now I know how Horningsvag must feel.

Concrete like ice and water like steel with

Pool full of worms and wall full of eels.

Wall full of eels and pool full of worms.

Gas bill about to burst with Therms.

We're going to have to come to terms with

Wall full of eels and pool full of worms.