Stephen Harper Loses My Vote!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

(Wednesday, October 22, 2008 see also http://www.thestar.com/News/USElection/article/521679 )

(See also “ Stephen Harper Loses Another Vote! ”)

If he ever had a chance of getting it, it’s gone now.

3:15 p.m. Saturday. I’m washing the dishes. The ‘phone rings. I peel off the rubber gloves and pick up the ‘phone.

It is a mechanical recorded message – no one in Stephen Harper’s camp really wants to talk with me, they are just to cheap to knock on the door and engage in dialogue. Cowards!

The mechanical voice announces an invitation to attend an office opening between one p.m. and two-thirty p.m. This Saturday – today.

I check the clock. Yup. It’s already 45 minutes after the event, and one of Stephen Harper’s bunch of monkeys has decided to invite me to an event that is over.

Would you give your vote to a guy like that? Could he really run the country. He’d “miss the bus”! ( April 5 Chamberlain )

So Stephen Harper loses my vote for interrupting my Saturday afternoon.

He loses it again for aligning himself with those battalions of telemarketers who make my life miserable.

He loses it again for stupidly (there’s no better word, trust me) inviting me to a party after it is over.

Stephen Harper loses my vote three times.

Sadly, I get only one vote per election, but I have a retentive memory.

I’ll find out which party he represents and deny that party my vote for the next three elections.

I feel better already!

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