Britain's Good Fortune Blamed on Climate Change!

Monday, November 02, 2009

Britain's Telegraph prints a theory that would send earthworms running, had they legs. Fortunately, earthworms crawl, and live mainly in the dark, so they are unlikely to be stampeded.

Beware these false prophets of doom trumpeting " ... because of climate change".

The kicker is in " ...appears to be on the march from southern Europe via pot plants and import of soil...".

Read Richard Dawkins, and know that human intervention (cheap house plants available via Sainsbury's) is the cause of the infestation, not this bogus grant-inducing Climate Change"

Read Richard Dawkins again, realize that if Dendrobaena octaedra fails to survive, it will be because Dendrobaena attemsi is better suited to an ecological niche where people drive on the right side of the road.

Indeed, read Richard Dawkins's "River out of Eden", first few pages, and realize that The English Channel  is the geographical divide that has prevented Britain from being able to take advantage of the many species that have developed in Europe.

Britain's sudden turn of good fortune is being trumpeted as an imminent catastrophe.

Finally, whichever species of earthworm triumphs, it will be the one better-suited to that specific ecological niche!

Please see also I Blame it all on the Humans

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